hawker's cock ring...

omg! guess what i saw at the hawker center?! a hawker using a cock ring as a paper weight! lol!

no shit! it was not a napkin ring, it was not a ring binder, no... nothing of those. trust me, as a person who has looked far and wide, high and low at different types of cock rings and have also tried it before, i could recognize a cock ring when i see one! but admittedly, i had initially told myself it was not one as it seemed a little too large - about 2.5" diameter. then i took a step closer and scrutinize the ring and concluded that it was one. and i was 99% sure uncle couldn't use it cos asians don't usually wear 2.5" size.  lol! but i was sure uncle couldn't have bought it himself. he seemed too doh! to even know such things exist (else he wouldn't have used it for such a practical purpose). perhaps it was a case of someone throwing away the ring and uncle happened to find it. and he picked it up and thought to himself... oooo, nice paper weight! and the rest was history. right? 

but well, it was clear hawker uncle and his wife were totally oblivious to the fact that that was a cock ring! it was business as usual. through my wait, hawker uncle was busy preparing the food, while his wife were kept busy packing the takeaways, and in doing so, had to keep moving the cock ring paper weight to remove the packing paper. haha. so, i whipped out my iphone and quietly snap a picture and send the picture to some friends. and yes, almost all had the same response of disbelief! followed by wah... so big!!! so funny! anyway, the following was one of the more classic and funny conversation...

dilbert: was the hawker uncle cute?

me: "mirror mirror on the wall..." mirror cracks...

dilbert: so mean...

me: lol!