is uniform sex fun?

so? how is sex with bee? army officer and police officer. sex must be very exciting right? all the kinky things you can do with the uniform, the hand cuffs, batons, and oooo, just think of the ceremonial garbs, the no 1 uniform, the peak caps, the tight pants...

hahah... you get the drift. but of cos, the questions may not be exactly like this, word for word. nonetheless, the drift is there. and this seemed to be a constant question that i get from many friends for many many years. in short, is uniform sex fun? admittedly, when i first get such questions, i felt rather offended by it, but after a while, i learned to laugh it off, although i admit, i felt quite irritated. but thankfully, such questions have gradually eased off. these days, when such questions come again, i'd just sigh to myself and go through the ritual of answering it again resignedly. and let me just answer the question again before going further... 

i don't know! (surprised!) 

and this is cos we did not, and still do not, engage in such "uniform fun" 

frankly, i always wonder why people ask the question. it can be curiously exciting, especially for people who are turned on by uniforms, or more fundamentally, turned on by the concepts of authority, and power. and when people ask me such questions, the chain of thought seemed to be that since we were regulars (contract staff) in the respective uniform services, we would engage in and enjoy having uniform fun. actually, the truth is far from it. come on, if this chain of thought is valid, then it would also mean butchers would enjoy having sex with pigs? or cobblers would enjoy using hammers and nails as sex toys? cannot be, right? haha...

well, back to the issue of uniforms and us. you see, firstly, one cannot assume people in the uniform services will definitely engage in uniform fun. conversely, for bee and i, and i believe, many many of my regular friends, we have this very deep respect for our profession and our uniforms and would never reduce it to become objects of sexual desires. also, for those of us who enter into relationships with people in the uniform services too, we do so becos we see each other as individual human being and not as individuals of our trade. 

but yeah, all said and done, i can still expect this question to pop up again in future. 

:-)