slutty vs classy

there is a fine line between being classy and being slutty and i say this becos of a horrigible sight i saw just less than an hour ago at a hawker center... read on...

there i was, seated at a table with my mum and i was looking down, eating my fried mee when i noticed a pair of legs in knee-high shiny black leather boots walked towards my direction. she seemed to appear out of nowhere and my jaw literally dropped with what i saw. from the seat and how i was half-looking down, her privates were directly in my line-of-sight. and i could clearly see the outline of her privates and the slit (camel foot)! omfg! and it was obvious too that she was not wearing anything inside and that she had it shaved down there too!

if i were a superstitious traditional old china man of my ah gong-era, i would have rushed to the temple, pray to god, get loads of blessed flowers and wash my eyes with the flower water! so bloody suay (bad luck) to have the c*** b** in all its shaven glory emit all its negative yin energies onto your face point-blank in the morning! arrghhh... but, ok, before i digress, here're there details.

instinctively, i looked up to see who this horrible piece of meat that created such an unhealthy imprint on my innocent mind during my breakfast belonged to. it was a lady and she must have been in her mid-50s or probably nearing 60. she wore a very thick make-up (bright red lipstick and all) on her face and her hair was short and sassily-styled. as for her dressing, she wore a superbly tight black body suit complete with black high-heeled leather boots. over this body suit was a very loose bright yellow top that falls off to expose one of her shoulders. now, the material of the body suit was a little translucent and that allowed one to see glimpses of her skin below (which explained how i was able to conclude about her being shaved). she was a little "padded" all over and that makes her a bit voluminous. she has got very fair complexion although i couldn't see if there were any scars or marks. and to make things a little more wrong, her perfume was so strong and pungent the whole hawker center could smell her! it was just that overpowering! anyway, it was rather obvious she was aware of the attention she was attracting judging from the way she paraded herself up and down the hawker stalls...

but really, with such an outfit and overall image, straight men that respond to her would most likely be called "dirty old man" or something similar. as for gay men, i was sure all would thank whichever almighty they believe in they were gay (like me). and as for bisexual men, hmmm... they would all turn gay and stay gay for a long time!

and so, back to my point about being slutty vs classy. i thought she was totally on the wrong side of this slutty-classy continuum.

man was i a bitch today!

hahah!