Monday, 18 February 2013

wt* pool sightings!


recently, i have seen some very interesting sights at the swimming pool and so i thought i should blog about it. and as i do so, i might as well include the many things i have seen before too! and yes, these were all sighted in our public pools. and incidentally, what i have listed below were all sighted at one particular pool! haha...
  • parents who use normal diapers for their kids in the pool (!)
  • children running around the pool naked
  • children who wear swimming suits that are at least 2 sizes larger than what they need
  • grossly obese woman with mega-love handles, gigantic arms, thunder thighs, etc...
  • as above, and wearing translucent sarong
  • as above, and sunbathing in skimpy bikinis
  • as above, and snacking non-stop on nuts and carbonated drinks
  • women wearing the tudung (religious headscarf) while sunbathing
  • as above, and sat near gay men in skimpy trunks
  • women who wear the skimpiest bikinis sunbathing
  • as above, facedown and their bikini tops unstrapped (confirmed real ones... lol!)
  • monk swimming
  • men who wear underwear (those chinese brand ones) to swim
  • men who wear tights over their swimming trunks
  • men who wear 2 swimming trunks
  • men who wear swimming trunks that are at least 2 sizes larger than what they need
  • men who wear swimming trunks that are at least 2 sizes smaller than what they need
  • men who wear g-strings
  • men who wear skimpy swimming trunks
  • as above, lie prone on the floor for so long it seemed like they are glued to it
  • men who wear skin-coloured swimming trunks
  • men who wear leopard-print swimming trunks
  • men who wear tiger-print swimming trunks
  • men who wear luminous-tone swimming trunks (esp lime green, bright blue, and deep pink)
  • men who wear translucent swimming trunks (esp light coloured ones)
  • as above, in the wading pool trunk became almost transparent!
  • men who wear translucent g-strings
  • men who wear nothing but a tiny towel
  • men who wear cock-ring in their trunks
  • men rubbing oil on every little cracks and crevices of their body
  • men rubbing oil on every little cracks and crevices of each other's body
  • men who jogs around the pool
  • men who dance by the side of the swimming pool
  • men who visits the pool toilet and not the pool/ tan
  • men who does stretching in the pool toilet
  • men who does ballet dance stretching in the pool toilet
  • men who keeps showering non-stop in the pool toilet
  • men who parades around in the pool toilet in birthday suits
  • as above, but with a cock-ring and exposing themselves to selective audiences
  • men who have sex openly in the pool toilet (!) 
doh! doh! doh! (and by the colour coding, you should know the category of people i am referring to...)

:-)

picture from http://www.sacramentogaymen.com

8 comments:

Natkean said...

What's birthday suit?

peace said...

What kinda suit does one wear when he is born?

:-)

Natkean said...

I wear my own skin....lol

peace said...

yup... you got it! haha...

Shadow Wind said...

Im very curous which pool you go to, hahah the ones are I go too are always boring and...lack stories like this

Unknown said...

Can this pool be made the venue for our next excursion? Haha.

Natkean said...

@Dilbert, you wanna skinny dip in your birthday suit? lol...haha

Unknown said...

@Natkean, ahahaha!

No one will look at me in my birthday suit.