ok, to have such a photo in a gay person's blog seemed totally out of place. but then again, i thought it is appropriate for what i am posting here. and, i don't usually put jokes in my blog, but i thought i should do it this one time cos it certainly brought a little smile to me on this otherwise boring sunday morning... enjoy!
a blonde finds herself in serious trouble. her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. she's so desperate that she decides to ask the good lord for help.
she begins to pray..."oh good lord, please help me. i've lost my business and if I don't get some money, i'm going to sell my car. please let me win the lotto".
lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
with no where to go, and her business going bust, she had to sell her car to pay her debts. and once again, she decided to seek the good lord for help and again she prays... "oh good lord, please let me win the lotto! i've lost my business and my car. and if you still don't help me, i'm going to lose my house as well."
lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
resigned, she has no choice but to mortgage her house. yet her debts could not be resolved, and once again, she turned to the good lord. and she prays. "oh my good lord, why have you forsaken me? i've lost my business, my house, and my car. my children are starving. i don't often ask you for help, and i have always been a good servant to you. please let me win the lotto just this one time so i can get my life back in order."
suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. the blonde is overwhelmed by the voice of god himself... "sweetheart, work with me on this... buy a ticket."
picture from http://sesshumo.blogspot.com/2011/08/blog-post.html
6 comments:
why guys go crazy over picture like that? its just a woman lying down~
hi jokerpj, i can only conclude that you are of the same kind as me when you say you do not go crazy over a picture like that...
i have lived in the states for an extended period of time and trust me, any hot blooded straight (and i emphasize the word straight) young man with enough of testosterone would get gaga over such a picture...
well, of cos, if i may, asian straights guys who prefer to eat rice may probably respond a little less enthu but still, i am quite sure they will feel some stirrings down there...
:-)
and yes, totally agree... it is "just" a woman lying down... and if i may add, even the boobs are questionable...
heh heh...
thanks for dropping by!
then again hey, have you read too much into the picture, i wasn't even trying to get anyone excited... the picture was posted becos of the blonde hair.
:-P
HAHA, just randomly drop by. Ya the hair's nice.
Oh no, we eat rice too, but when the "right dish" come, we feel more than just a "stir" down there. All those chest done right, bake to perfection. slurp slurp~
:P
Nice blog~ hehe
be careful about baking chests ya... for some (especially in ang mo countries), if you try to bake them, you will get an explosion after a short while and then it will deflate like a fallen chiffon cake...
:-)
for me, i prefer my chests firm... haha!
and yes, thanks for the compliments, it is nice becos of visitors like you (and many others)! thanks again!
:-)
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