urologist

just returned from my visit to the urologist for a problem i experienced some 2 month back.

walked into the clinic, took my queue number and waited. there was like loads of people queuing to see the doctor. and while waiting, some questions raced thru my mind - will i be made to strip? will he insert anything into me? if yes, where? will it be painful? la la la... rather scary, yet rather shy. anyway, in no time, my turn came.

gingerly, i walked in, and the doctor went through a few questions about my medical history. and then he told me to lie face up at the examination bed. i did so. and he told me to loosen my pants... i did so. pulled it down just a little. and he explained that he was doing an ultra sound scan of my kidneys. the gel he used felt really cold. hmmm, or was i just nervous? anyway, he asked me to pull my pants down a bit more. i did so, just enough for him to scan the areas above my privates - my bladder area.

and then came the final part, he asked me to pull it further down. and he put it nicely, "down to my thigh-level." hmmm... felt a little shy. and he said he would be doing some probes to check if there are any abnormal growth. he told me to turn to my side away from him and next thing i knew, he shouted out to the nurse - "nurse, can you bring me some ky gel? i need lots of it."

i was like !!! !!! !!!

anyway, he put on his rubber gloves, and then told me it would be a little uncomfortable. and the next thing i knew, he inserted his finger into my rear. and within a couple of seconds, he pulled it out and told me to clean myself up. and of cos, he offered me a whole box of tissue! he walked to his desk and waited for me after that. after cleaning myself off the gel, he explained to me that he didn't think there was anything significantly wrong with me. nonetheless, he would want to put me thru a uro ct scan and a full urinary tract check on a later date. for the check, it would involve inserting a probe into my pee hole to check my urinary tract and if need be, extract tissues for further tests. that, according to him, might be a little uncomfortable... well, that would be done in 2-3 weeks time.

the whole procedure ended faster than i expected. i paid up, took my medication and left. what an experience! what i went through today could be summed up in short, and no less crudely, as "i paid a doctor to finger f*** me today!"

hmmm, it sounds so so so wrong isn't it!?! lol!

ps: oh, forgot to mention, the doctor was quite cute too! haha! i am such a slut!