damned it! i walked into the toilet, saw an auntie cleaning the floor, found all the doors locked, walked to the last cubicle and pee-ed, and just before i walked out of the cubicle, i realized i was in the wrong toilet!
the thing was, i was so engrossed thinking of something (cannot recall what it was) that i did not even realized i had walked into the woman's toilet! but after the whole incident, every questions that came to mind i had as i pee-ed became so clear. questions like - how come there was no urinal in the toilet? how come all the toilet doors were locked? since all the toilet doors were locked, how come there was no sound of urine streams hitting the water in the toilet bowl? (frankly for a moment, i thought there were gaymen inside cruising) how come there was a superbly long hair (more than 30cm and well, not curly!) by the floor by toilet bowl?...
and i only realized it was the female toilet when i pieced everything together, just as i squeezed out the last drop of pee! and i told myself i was in deep shit and really really prayed hard no one was outside... i took a deep breathe and open the cubicle door and next think i knew, 2 ladies were queuing for their turn!
and well, i screwed up my whole face, trying to look embarrassed and trying very hard to look like i had made the worst possible mistake! but i guessed the effect my appearance had on the lady queuing up was worst! she saw me, her eyes went wide opened and she place two hands over her mouth and gasped... and i just quickly walked out!
i really wished i was dead at that point in time! wtf!
and thinking back now, the ladies in the other cubicles would probably be wondering how come the person in the last cubicle had pee-ed like a man... so much sound of water jetting into the toilet bowl! hahahaha!
the thing was, i was so engrossed thinking of something (cannot recall what it was) that i did not even realized i had walked into the woman's toilet! but after the whole incident, every questions that came to mind i had as i pee-ed became so clear. questions like - how come there was no urinal in the toilet? how come all the toilet doors were locked? since all the toilet doors were locked, how come there was no sound of urine streams hitting the water in the toilet bowl? (frankly for a moment, i thought there were gaymen inside cruising) how come there was a superbly long hair (more than 30cm and well, not curly!) by the floor by toilet bowl?...
and i only realized it was the female toilet when i pieced everything together, just as i squeezed out the last drop of pee! and i told myself i was in deep shit and really really prayed hard no one was outside... i took a deep breathe and open the cubicle door and next think i knew, 2 ladies were queuing for their turn!
and well, i screwed up my whole face, trying to look embarrassed and trying very hard to look like i had made the worst possible mistake! but i guessed the effect my appearance had on the lady queuing up was worst! she saw me, her eyes went wide opened and she place two hands over her mouth and gasped... and i just quickly walked out!
i really wished i was dead at that point in time! wtf!
and thinking back now, the ladies in the other cubicles would probably be wondering how come the person in the last cubicle had pee-ed like a man... so much sound of water jetting into the toilet bowl! hahahaha!
6 comments:
Goosh, what are you doing in the ladies.... hehehehe :)
blame it on my being too engrossed in my thoughts! hmmph!
the next lady who use that cubicle may be spending the next 10mins checking for hidden camera. lol
haha... may be may be! :-)
You should have told them: Hey, u are in the wrong toilet" & then walk out calmly. ;)
heh heh... i'll remember ur words and say it the next time. but then again, NO NO NO... NO next time lor! LOL
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