have you ever felt so bloated you fart and fart and fart... yes, i felt so today. for reasons unknown, it was just non-stop... and to make things worst and really gross, (you can stop here if you are uneasy about gross stuff)... i went for dinner with bee and karsten earlier, and after dinner, as i was driving, i started farting again... and you know, the kind of big ones, and it's the kind where you know it has taken time to form in the colon and formed a large volume that would stretch your asshole as it comes out... yes, you get the idea. yup, i felt it and out it came. first one, second one... and oh my freaking gawd, i farted watery shit! eeewwwwwwwwwww!!!
hahahahahahaha!... it was so so so damned freaking uncomfortable. and i was in the car with bee and i let out a yelp and he stared at me when i told him about it. anyway, he was nice and told me he had stuffed nose and could not smell anything. but some few seconds later, he smelt it... hahaha... and as for me, i was so lucky there was some newspaper in the car. i quickly took it and sat on it. but what was terrible was that i had to endure the uncomfortable feel of something wet in my pants through the whole journey. and to make it worst, the stomach started churning as i was driving along pie. and you know, when you are in a hurry or when there is an emergency - like when your stomach is going to explode with all the churning - somehow, cars would be driving one helluva slow, it almost seemed like things were going s... l... o... w... m... o... t... i... o... n..., and traffic lights all turn red at the wrong time, roads get busy suddenly, etc... aarrggghhhh...
gross right? yup, i also say, i wanted to delete this post after typing it and took a long pause to think if i should proceed with this post. and i thought, ah... screw it, after all, it is my blog and it is not an irresponsible act to publish something that would probably embarrass myself. so....
and oh, the feeling of everything rushing out when i finally sat on the throne was simply - priceless!
heh heh heh...
hahahahahahaha!... it was so so so damned freaking uncomfortable. and i was in the car with bee and i let out a yelp and he stared at me when i told him about it. anyway, he was nice and told me he had stuffed nose and could not smell anything. but some few seconds later, he smelt it... hahaha... and as for me, i was so lucky there was some newspaper in the car. i quickly took it and sat on it. but what was terrible was that i had to endure the uncomfortable feel of something wet in my pants through the whole journey. and to make it worst, the stomach started churning as i was driving along pie. and you know, when you are in a hurry or when there is an emergency - like when your stomach is going to explode with all the churning - somehow, cars would be driving one helluva slow, it almost seemed like things were going s... l... o... w... m... o... t... i... o... n..., and traffic lights all turn red at the wrong time, roads get busy suddenly, etc... aarrggghhhh...
gross right? yup, i also say, i wanted to delete this post after typing it and took a long pause to think if i should proceed with this post. and i thought, ah... screw it, after all, it is my blog and it is not an irresponsible act to publish something that would probably embarrass myself. so....
and oh, the feeling of everything rushing out when i finally sat on the throne was simply - priceless!
heh heh heh...
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