weird dream

after my series of sleep paralysis experiences, i finally fell asleep. next thing i knew, i was in a house. it was a green colored house. i couldn't recognize the house but somehow my mind told my it was larry's (a close friend) house. in that dream, i urgently needed to pee and after frantically looking around the house, i found the toilet. i rushed in. as i did so, i noted there was a shoe rack with lots of slippers by the side of the toilet bowl. in addition, there was another door. this door was facing me as i stood with each of my legs astride the toilet bowl. weird right?

with my bladder threatening to burst, i couldn't care less about the presence of a door. i went ahead to unzipped my pants and was about to hold out my penis when larry's mother-in-law walked in through the door (facing me). feeling uneasy with myself exposed, i turned slightly away and told her nicely that i needed to pee urgently. she simply looked at me and walked away. i was conscious that i was in somebody else's house and made a very deliberate attempt to control my release and to also aim properly at the toilet bowl (well, guys will know that in such a state, the aim may not be so accurate, especially if the release was not controlled! ha!) but for reasons unknown, the piss came out in torrents and splashed all over the toilet as well as the areas outside the toilet. it created a huge mess!

there was no heave of relief from the easing of the pent up bladder but rather, a sense of panic now that there was urine everywhere! i had to quickly mop the floor… and as i did so, the slippers on the shoe rack had somehow dislodged and was now floating in the toilet bowl. these slippers apparently belonged to some kids, who somehow appeared and was trying very hard to fish their slippers out as they laughed at the mess i created...

then i woke up. 

what a weird dream...