Thursday, 11 April 2013

i'm such a slut...

ok, such a crude title. but, i thought i would attract your attention...

i am going to write about me being super duper charitable and courteous today. of cos, of cos, top of the list that i will mention here was the bowl of noodle that i bought for the ah ma. that was something very impromptu but i thought was necessary. but of cos, there were other charitable things i did today. 

you see, i took half a day's leave to collect mum's medication at the mental institute. and at the institute, i helped a chinese national auntie as she navigated her ways through the procedures of collecting her medication. poor soul did not know english and to make matters worst, the service staff were largely filipinos... such are the challenges when foreign talents meet mothers of foreign talents. they need singaporeans to be translators and help out... but of cos, this is not the "main" story...

after the clinic, i decided to head to the shopping mall in order to make the most out of my half day leave. and once i arrived at the mall, i saw a couple of gays having kopi-o, toasts and half-boiled eggs. immediately, the gaydar beeped, and eyes started roving... hmm, sorry, i have digressed. well, i arrived at the mall and noted there were a group of polytechnic students selling flags. a girl walked towards me and automatically, as always, i took out whatever small change i have and dropped into her tin. 20cents i donated. i did not pick up a sticker and walked on.

and soon enough, a cute boy in school t-shirt and surf shorts came up to me. he was taller than me and certainly cut quite a nice build for his age (17?)... sir would you like to donate? he asked. actually i have donated, i said. oh, he paused but before he could respond further, i whipped out my wallet, took out $2 and inserted it into the tin. he wanted to give me a sticker and i told him i didn't need it. and just as i walked off, he gave me a flirty smile. wahhh... did ah boy just flirted with uncle huh? i smiled and walked off... and as i did so, another girl came to me... i didn't even give her a chance to ask. i just waved and walked away...

i then left the shopping mall and headed to another estate for my lunch. and as i walked along the shops, a guy walked up to me... hi sir... and before he finished his sentence, he thrusted the tin can to me... would you want to donate to the president's charity? he asked. i was kinda taken aback. but as i looked at him, again, wa... quite cute, and a bit blur blur innocent boyish yet adult look... ok, ok, actually i have donated but it's ok, here you go... and with that i dropped in my loose change from lunch. in a rather shy manner, he thanked me and walked off. and when i walked passed him a while later, he smile and wished me goodbye... of cos, being a nice uncle, i waved back at him.

darned... at this rate of cute boys approaching me, i will probably end up donating all my monies to the charity. 

lol!

4 comments:

tuls said...

wah.. i like this post alot!!! :) i open ass ask: sir, would you care to donate some toooot! i sure pregnant one! :)

peace said...

Weak in the presence of beauties.,, or rather, cuties...

:-)

Germs said...

it's always good to be truthful; so the title is most appropriate!

peace said...

Hahahha thanks for giving this post a proper conclusion... I was just thinking about it! Haha!