A pleasant and beautiful Sunday for me... regardless of the fact that I did almost absolutely nothing other than spending a lazy morning in bed with my bee bee, marketing in the Marine Terrace wet market and the whole afternoon chatting with my mum (quality time!) while cleaning my house... cleaning the rugs, hand-wiped the floor (of the whole house), washing the bedsheets, pillow cases, sunning the mattresses etc etc... and occasionally stealing time to surf the web.
Visited Joyce's blog (she's someone who used to live in my estate but have since moved out and I only got to know of her existence when I did a google for "gay changi green"!). Well, I really enjoyed the questions that she posed in her blog. Here's a sample of what she posted:
Q) why is it so hard for you to turn straight?
A) why not you try turning gay now?
Q) how can you be so sure that you like girls?
A) for guys: how can you be so sure that you like girls only?
for girls: how can you be so sure that you like guys only?
Q) you haven't tried dick before. what makes you so sure you don't like heterosexual sex?
A) for guys: you haven't tried dick before. what makes you so sure you don't like gay sex?
for girls: you haven't tried pussy before. what makes you so sure you don't like lesbian sex?
Q) Desperate guys: give me a chance. I'm sure I'll turn you straight.
A) I have a gay friend who's single. give him a chance. I'm sure he can turn you gay. :)
Q) so are you the "GUY" in the relationship?
A) there's no such thing as "GUY" or "GIRL" in my relationship. we're both girls in love with each other.
Q) you're lesbian. you must have been hurt by a guy before?
A) for girls: you're straight. you must have been hurt by a girl before?
for guys: you're straight. you must have been hurt by a guy too before?
Q) girls: you're lesbian. why don't you like me? / how come you've never fancied me before?
A) (for the last damn time,) me being lesbian doesn't mean I will hump every girl that moves. oh wait, look at that short and fat guy with pimply oily face over there. you're straight, why don't you like him?
Found myself giggling and smiling to myself. Nice right? Well, one or two of her questions reminded me of something I posted in my blog sometime back... "It's always socially more acceptable for a straight couple to do an immoral deed, then for a gay couple to find love." Agree?
A new week ahead...
Visited Joyce's blog (she's someone who used to live in my estate but have since moved out and I only got to know of her existence when I did a google for "gay changi green"!). Well, I really enjoyed the questions that she posed in her blog. Here's a sample of what she posted:
Q) why is it so hard for you to turn straight?
A) why not you try turning gay now?
Q) how can you be so sure that you like girls?
A) for guys: how can you be so sure that you like girls only?
for girls: how can you be so sure that you like guys only?
Q) you haven't tried dick before. what makes you so sure you don't like heterosexual sex?
A) for guys: you haven't tried dick before. what makes you so sure you don't like gay sex?
for girls: you haven't tried pussy before. what makes you so sure you don't like lesbian sex?
Q) Desperate guys: give me a chance. I'm sure I'll turn you straight.
A) I have a gay friend who's single. give him a chance. I'm sure he can turn you gay. :)
Q) so are you the "GUY" in the relationship?
A) there's no such thing as "GUY" or "GIRL" in my relationship. we're both girls in love with each other.
Q) you're lesbian. you must have been hurt by a guy before?
A) for girls: you're straight. you must have been hurt by a girl before?
for guys: you're straight. you must have been hurt by a guy too before?
Q) girls: you're lesbian. why don't you like me? / how come you've never fancied me before?
A) (for the last damn time,) me being lesbian doesn't mean I will hump every girl that moves. oh wait, look at that short and fat guy with pimply oily face over there. you're straight, why don't you like him?
Found myself giggling and smiling to myself. Nice right? Well, one or two of her questions reminded me of something I posted in my blog sometime back... "It's always socially more acceptable for a straight couple to do an immoral deed, then for a gay couple to find love." Agree?
A new week ahead...
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