Sunday, 20 May 2012

smegma

there are many things about us that we do not talk about nor ask. and "smegma" is one such thing. don't ask me why i am writing about this, i supposed it's cos i am bored stiff at this moment...  anyway, i remembered once a (gay) friend use "smegma" as his nick, and a colleague of ours (an auntie) asked me what it meant. haha... how to explain!?! well... and as i write about it now, it struck me how little we talk about it or even acknowledge it. i mean, there is even no word in the dictionary that describes the smell... but of cos, there are so many references to it in forums where many expressed their dislike to blowing people with it! imagine the smell and, not to mention, the taste (eewwweee)... it's one thing to smell one's own, but a whole world of difference to smell others! haha... since we are at this topic, please clean yourself well before you let someone blow you! well, unless that someone has this fetish of smelling and eating it! (double eewwweee, not my cup of tea!)

and for those who still didn't know what "smegma" is, well, the common term used that you might have come across is "cock cheese". and oh, i did a wiki on this and found out the even females do produce "smegma" too!... doesn't this make the term "cock cheese" a misnomer? that there is also the "cunt cheese"!?! ok, ok, just being a little crude here, but well, i supposed even in such "cheesy" reference, sexism do exist too! and by the way, i love cheese! and certainly do not appreciate how dead epithelial cells from the sexual organs are also referred to as cheese! super duper eeeewwwweee!

13 comments:

Sharks said...

LOL!!! Teacher, teacher, I want to ask, why are you writing this topic? Does it mean cut cocks won't face this problem? Can you show me plz plz?? Haha!

peace said...

Haha! Some things are fir ne to know and for you to find out! Heh heh...

ooi2009 said...

it must be so sexy having a sexbot like you as a teacher :)

peace said...

It's be interesting to see if u still call me sexbot after u see what I look like now! Lol!

Aiden said...

of all the things to write about, you chose this. hahahaha. couldn't stop laughing when i read this. and i was actually drinking something when i read this. nearly puked! ><

peace said...

See! My point exactly! We seldom or never talk about it! Heh heh... Thank goodness u did not puke!

Aiden said...

actually yeah. there should be more stuff about the importance of hygiene

peace said...

Don't disagree. Heh heh.... But on the other hand, it would sound so boring! Imagine me writing this - oh, boys and boys (must remember I am writing my rainbow blog), remover to wash you cock ok? Now step 1.... Haha... So wrong right? Hahaha!

peace said...

Remember... Arghhhh! iPhone!!!

Aiden said...

hahaha. not as wrong as talking about being stiff XD hahahahaha

peace said...

Oh! Tat one... Yes! I shall blog about it sometime! Ha!

Jason's Corner said...

I literally laughed out loud. Well that is a topic that no one ever discussed about. What inspired you to blog about it? hahaha.....

I can tolerate my own, but seriously, it's kinda disgusting on others. Yuck!

peace said...

So totally understand what you mean! Heh heh!

:-)