eating cum

to be specific, fish cum... ok ok, fish sperm, as stated in the menu.

you see, germs and frank came back over the weekend and we ended up at a japanese restaurant on saturday evening. and there was this very interesting item in the special menu of the month that says "fish sperm". so, we gamely ordered it. the waiting staff explained that it's fish sperm tempura and that kinda set us wondering how the hell sperm can be deep fried (i am sure our mental image was that of human sperm). and it was funny how the female waiting staff explained that it's sperm tempura with such a straight face.

we ordered it and happily chatted away and when the dish was served, it kinda surprised us (or me at least). i had fish sperm soup before in another japanese restaurant and the amount of sperm in the bowl was small, not much different from the volume of our own human ejaculate. but this time round, what i saw on the plate was the size of fish balls! no, no, no pun nor was i suggesting fish sperm came from fish balls. it's totally not possible too. hahah...

anyway, yeah... there were deep fried fish ball-sized tempura fish sperm in the plate! i took one and tasted it and, well, it actually tasted sweet and it has a texture no different from three quarter boiled egg white. but of cos, the whole idea of me eating such humongous (relatively speaking) amount of cum and the mental image of the cock, the smell of the human cum and all made the whole dinner experience somewhat awkward.

haha... before i deviate from the topic of fish sperm... the size of the tempura cum made me wondered what kinda fish could have generated such copious amount of cum! either that or there must have been tons of fishes that is needed. and of cos, the whole process of getting the fishes to cum (as in orgasm) and to collect the ejaculate, it's hard not to have the mental picture of how we humans do it! hmmm, hahahhaha! and i seriously wonder if it could have been whale sperm instead?

whatever the case, there was just too much going on with the catching up that we didn't pursue this topic further. so yes, i ingested a lot of cum over the course of a nice peaceful saturday evening! fish cum.